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Tuesday, September 11, 2007

WTF was THAT? Britney, the ultimate dirty girl, flops at MTV Awards


I'm not going to make fun of her figure, first of all, so let's just get past that. The woman has had two babies. You can't expect the rock-hard abs and steel buns to last forever. She actually looked better than I expected, hair extensions and all. Of course, she made a ridiculous costume choice, eschewing the cute flippy skirts for a skin-tight sparkly bikini, but I could have gotten past that.

But, OMG, what in the world was Britney thinking? Appearing on the MTV Music Video Awards show in that sparkly bikini, for what was supposed to be a "big comeback", shuffling her feet like a zombie in slow motion, lip-synching worse than an Asian tourist on karaoke night in a country western bar--did she really think that performance would cut it? She might as well have been sleepwalking for all the animation and excitement she projected. In a word? Sad.

Britney, honey, take some advice: get rid of whatever toadying sycophants have convinced you you're famous enough to get away with that kind of crap, drop the booze and partying, take some parenting courses, find a life coach and GROW UP already!

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