Seriously, does this look like the pic of a Dirty Girl to you? Nah, me either. Granted, the white skirt is short and the tank was probably pulled down a little lower to show off the girls when a Southwest flight attendant pulled Kyla Ebbert off to the side and threatened to remove her from the flight. Kyla pleaded her case and was allowed to fly, but the Hooters waitress says she was so embarrassed by being taken aside and lectured on "appropriate" clothing (the male flight attendant actually suggested she go home and change clothes, or even buy something else to wear for her flight!) that she covered her lap with a blanket on her trip. Kyla was on her way to see her doctor when all this occurred.
Okay, now, I've seen skanky girls before, but this isn't one of them. First of all, she's blonde and attractive, and that always helps. But, come on, white is the color of purity and innocence. If they were going to go after anyone on the flight, I have some better suggestions:
How about the screaming, seat-kicking child and his parents (who always sit in the row in front of me)?
Or the frumpy old lady with bad hearing who shouts to her seatmate about embarrassing feminine health issues in gory detail throughout the whole flight?
I could do without the intoxicated businessman who thinks he is God's gift to women and won't stop hitting on me, too.
And what about that very large man in the loud shirt and Bermuda shorts who can't stop sweating and doesn't believe in wearing deodorant? Or his Reubenesque wife, who honestly thinks bright turquoise spandex pants flatter her ample derriere?
Or, for that matter, maybe we could throw interfering, fashion police Southwest Airlines flight attendants off the plane.
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